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Classic and Contemporary Poetry
THE AUTOMATIC PUN, by AMOS RUSSEL WELLS Poet's Biography First Line: What is the pun that auto be Last Line: This one. Subject(s): Puns | |||
What is the pun that auto be Drowned in Oblivion's deepest sea? The pun that auto skid away And hide till Doom's remotest day? It's this. What is the pun that auto meet A fatal puncture on the street? The pun that auto be condemned And lose its license to offend? It's this. What is the pun that auto steer Far, far away from human ear? The autocratic pun designed For an autopsy of the mind? It's this. What is the pun that auto pass Beyond the farthest tank of gas? The cranky pun that auto go A-turning turtle down below? This one. | Discover our Poem Explanations and Poet Analyses!Other Poems of Interest...A PARADOX by HERBERT ERNEST DAY THE MERMAID OF MARGATE by THOMAS HOOD CAUTIONARY VERSES by THEODORE HOOK IMPROMPTU. TO KATE CAROL by EDGAR ALLAN POE THE DIVINE RIGHT OF KINGS by EDGAR ALLAN POE A GAME OF TENNIS by RAY CLARKE ROSE OLD FASHIONED FUN by WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY POEM OF MEDICINE PUNS by UNKNOWN HAD LINCOLN LIVED by AMOS RUSSEL WELLS |
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